Bounce, bounce, bounce!
My family takes me to the strangest of places. I do love going places cause there are some amazing things out there. I went to a place that was like a really big park and there were these big jumping things. They had big feet and big tails and I wanted to say hello to them... like, right up in their funny faces.
On my first night we stayed in a fancy room and I pulled the stuffing out of my monkey toy - it had lived long enough.... The next morning it was dark and I wanted a walk so we went walking (I was nervous when we got there earlier so I held all my no. 1's and 2's inside.. waiting... waiting.. for 4am). I heard something through the dark and I just had to go and check it out... and quickly. I ran and ran and ran through the trees and bush, over logs and through fences and I just kept going because whatever it was just kept jumping faster... I think my mum and dad missed me when I went on my adventure because they were so happy to see me when I came back, the sun was slowly waking up and they could see me so they helped me get through some fences and I got a yummy reward for coming back! Awesome! I lost my new friends, I wished they came back with me...
And then we all had to go back to bed and rest after my adventure. My dad came over to my bed and gave me a belly rub and then he made me go over to mum and show her how pretty I was! I've never seen my mum move so fast! She was just like a big jumping monster too! She got me into the shiny white bathroom and touched all over my body, I guess my mum was panicking as I'm so pretty in the head and there was blood all over my neck and running down my body - and then she did it... she turned on that awful shower thing and got me all wet! I wasn't even dirty! I had a funny feeling in my ear so I kept shaking my head (splatter, splatter, splatter). All of the sudden the shower stopped and I got dried off with these big fluffy white towels which ended up as soaking pink puddles on the bathroom floor. Mum said I was silly because I'd made the pretty white bathroom look like a murder scene, I don't know what she was talking about, I just had this oozing funny itch in my ear so I kept shaking my head (splatter, splatter, splatter... Some of those fences I jumped through had funny spikes on them and one of them bit me on my ear, my leg and my bum!).
After our nap we got to go on another drive in the car and went and stayed in a little wooden house in the middle of a bouncing monster park! Oh My Dog! They came to my new park to see me! I wanted to say hi again but I wasn't allowed too. I went on a big walk where there were lots of rows of sweet fruit, mum said I couldn't have any because they were toxic. What's a toxic? Then we all went inside and I got to lie on the cool stone floor under the table and eat any dropped cheese and crackers! yum.
Hopefully one day I'll get to see the jumping monsters again - they were fun and liked to bounce race!
Jeddah Awesome Pants
My name is Jeddah Awesome Pants, I'm an American Staffy Rhodesian Ridgeback cross. I turned 7 years old in June and I have been in my forever home since January 2012.