I think I've figured all this cuddle training stuff out... Mum said that it was going to be useful when we went to the vets. I love the vets! It smells of cats and liver treats!
We went to the vets last night because my people don't want me 'coughing like a dog' so I have to get vaccinated because some infected dogs drink out of the same bowl as me in the park and then we all get sick together... not cool dudes!... anyhoo... we went to the vets and I love my vet, she squirted something up my nose when I wasn't expecting it (unlike the ants that I accidently sniff up my nose during summer... silly ants crawling in the cracks... I always wonder what they do down there and then suddenly they are up my nose! What the?!), but then she gave me HEAPS of liver treats, I forgot about the nose thing... then she did it... she cuddled me... like I've never been cuddled... First I thought she was attempting to scratch my bum, I looked at Dad and thought... she's not very good at this... then she squeezed me really tight and it felt yucky... then... well then she stuck something where I don't like things stuck... I was so weirded out by such an unladylike activity I just stood there waiting for it all to be over - Good news is I am of the right temperature!
Long story cut short - I went to the vets, got poked and prodded, weighed and uncomfortably cuddled... then I got to see a cat and I ate a pigs ear on the way home. I love the vets.
Jeddah Awesome Pants
My name is Jeddah Awesome Pants, I'm an American Staffy Rhodesian Ridgeback cross. I turned 7 years old in June and I have been in my forever home since January 2012.