OMD!!!!! I can't believe it! Firstly I get to run in the park, then I get to roll in Poo... then I am forced to be tortured into a bubbly foaming stink mess and hosed off (brrrrr.. it's chilly... and Dad seems grumpy), then I get to go in the car to my Aunty Juliet's place and this is where 'Stanley the cat' lives... I've never seen Stanley. I think he smells good. There is a fire outside and sweet sticky white and pink sugary goodness on sticks! SUGAR ON STICKS!!!!! OMD!OMD!OMD!!!! **I like sugar and I like sticks!
There is a lolly-face there and he tips whatever he has in his cup on me... I now smell like raspberry and apple... and foamy mess coconuts and flowers... and open fire... Poo is still my preference in odour right now...
Then when we are relaxing inside there is this almighty 'bang' and Heeelllloooooooo Stanley! He is fast and shiny and long and I want him, want him, want him, want him... next thing I know I'm in the bathroom. Stanley is dancing around the bathtub - I'm not a fan of bathtubs and Uncle Phil and Mum have me captured... then Stanley disappears in a flash over Mum's shoulder! I only wanted to say hello right up in his face and see if he wanted to be friends... I'm thinking he probably doesn't.
I finally get home after all of that excitement and I'm totally exhausted from life.....OMD! OMD! OMD! OMD! OMD! OMD! OMD! OMD! OMD! OMD! OMD!
Dad bought me a small car!
THANKS DAD! You're the best chuck out the rest!
**NB: Paws And Think Dog Training does not advocate the feeding of sugar to dogs (it can cause diabetes!) nor does it recommend that dogs chew sticks (they can get stuck on the inside and be VERY bad and even fatal for hounds). Dogs tend to like both so please be mindful when toasting marshmallows over the fire...
Jeddah Awesome Pants
My name is Jeddah Awesome Pants, I'm an American Staffy Rhodesian Ridgeback cross. I turned 7 years old in June and I have been in my forever home since January 2012.