All I wanted was my head rubbed around my eyes and my belly tickled this morning... I would have been happy with (that for a while) but Mum insisted we go to Enmore Park for a walk and take advantage of the new temporary off leash trial period the council is doing... so off we trot and we get to go a way where one day 6 months ago I saw a cat under a car... it wasn't there today... I checked...
The park was fun I sniffed a lost hat and watched a lady dancing at the plants and some running people with big squishy round hands punch each other... weirdo's... but I do like running...
After I'd quickly eaten some of the pigeon's bread (they like to share, they move over and say I can have it all if I want it!), chased a squishy red ball (mum loves chucking that thing), it was time to head home and mum said because I had been good we could walk down one of the side streets and do some 'cat training'. Mum is funny and slightly deluded... I'm like 'sure! I love cats, cats, cats, cats, cats, cats, cats, cats, cats... wait-a-minute...'
... and there it was... sitting all smug like right there in front of me on the cat street... I locked in and glared for what seemed like eternity... Mum tried to check out what was going on but she couldn't see it as clearly as I could... It was glaring back and it didn't look happy... I don't growled much... I lowered my voice and put on my scary 'I'm so tough I smoke 50 a day!' growl... My hackles were up like a hedgehog and I was ready... It stood it's ground... was I not scary enough??? I barked and pounced forward to show it I meant business... then quickly retreated in case it pursued after me... Mum was talking to me (and laughing? what the?) but I couldn't really hear her... after a while Mum decided it was best if we surrendered and walked another way.. I totally agreed.... Seriously... If I ever see that thrown away suitcase filled with coat hangers on the grass verge again it'll wish it never met me!
Jeddah Awesome Pants
My name is Jeddah Awesome Pants, I'm an American Staffy Rhodesian Ridgeback cross. I turned 7 years old in June and I have been in my forever home since January 2012.