I got a Leadahose!!!
Check it out !
It's a lead... AND a hose!!!
Now why on earth would I want a lead that is also a hose ESPECIALLY when I am petrified of the hose (I shudder and cower at the thought of that awful thing that gets me all wet and makes me smell like coconuts and flowers)! My people tell me its because I'm a goose... last I checked (and I check regularly), I was a dog. I think what they mean is sometimes I'm a bit vague and not really clued into what's happening when I'm in my excited zone... what's my excited zone you ask? It's when my little car comes out to play, that crazy little zoom zoom zoom... or my human mates play cricket... just for ME!... (I'm the best wicket keeper EVER, because I stand directly in front of the batsman) or it's when I'm playing football, the best defender in town I might add. You see, when I'm in this zone, I forget how hot it is, I forget I need a rest, I forget to have a drink and I forget to snap out of it and sometimes I need an emergency cool down in the Summer. My new leadahose is going to save my life and help out my fellow hotdogs in need this summer.
It's sturdy, and reliable too... how do I know? I got to test the prototypes out to see if they were chew proof!
Jeddah Awesome Pants
My name is Jeddah Awesome Pants, I'm an American Staffy Rhodesian Ridgeback cross. I turned 7 years old in June and I have been in my forever home since January 2012.