Last week we went cruising in the car... I love it! the wind in my ears and up my nose, the new smells and sights and things we do whenever we get there... but we went cruising in the morning on a normal 'Why do you leave me?' day... and that's not normal....
We finally got to a nice shiny place where everyone was happy to see me and wanted to pat me... and then they wanted to touch me and prod me on my legs... I have a sore leg so I didn't think that was much fun. We seemed to be stuck in a small room forever and after a while I could hear all these other dogs calling out to me and they were saying all kinds of stuff... I could hear one dog asking where the ball was - like - the whole time!... and one dog saying it's a trap! Run! Get out while you can!... One dog sounded really sad and scared and was howling, I decided to hide under the table in the small room while my mum and dad talked to the tall friendly man who was showing them lots of bones! I really wanted one for breakfast but the tall man said I couldn't have it... I was totally hungry and everything! Then it happened... they left me... my family left me, at least I got to get a tour of the new shiny place... I then got to see the inside of a room just big enough for me! - it had a view of the people walking past so it was o.k... and it came with things that made me sleepy... I heard someone say 'I was wasted' but then I had a nap, I'd figured I find out what they meant later...
Later seemed like forever... I woke up from my nap and something was different... my leg was so sore... and they put some clothes on it?? What The Dog had they done?? I was really unhappy and felt sick and I didn't know where my toes had gone? Something wasn't right... Then I got to get out of my room with a view and I walked through a door to see my peeps!!! They must have finally realised they forgot me, they must of felt so stupid to forget something like me! We left the big shine-o-rama and I got to go cruising again! But it wasn't the same - Mum kept wanting to cuddle me in the backseat... Wish she'd stop touching me! And it was hard to look out the window as my leg seemed to be stuck... but at least I got to go home... mum said there was a 'cone of shame' waiting for me at home... sounds yum to me! I'm hungry!..... TBC...
Jeddah Awesome Pants
My name is Jeddah Awesome Pants, I'm an American Staffy Rhodesian Ridgeback cross. I turned 7 years old in June and I have been in my forever home since January 2012.