The strangest things appeared in my local park.... these humungous snails? They aren't like the ones I've chewed up before in the backyard - they don't smell the same or move much, I'd have trouble getting them in my mouth all at once but I'm sure I'll figure it out.
My mum saw this picture of me and asked if I was trying to be a hipster and get in on the art scene??? What's a hipster?? What's an Art??
I just ignored her rambling... she wouldn't understand my mutating, trans-Atlantic melting pot of style, taste and behaviour, it's far too underground for her to even comprehend...
Where's my football...? I love cats.
Jeddah Awesome Pants
My name is Jeddah Awesome Pants, I'm an American Staffy Rhodesian Ridgeback cross. I turned 7 years old in June and I have been in my forever home since January 2012.