The strangest things appeared in my local park.... these humungous snails? They aren't like the ones I've chewed up before in the backyard - they don't smell the same or move much, I'd have trouble getting them in my mouth all at once but I'm sure I'll figure it out.
My mum saw this picture of me and asked if I was trying to be a hipster and get in on the art scene??? What's a hipster?? What's an Art??
I just ignored her rambling... she wouldn't understand my mutating, trans-Atlantic melting pot of style, taste and behaviour, it's far too underground for her to even comprehend...
Where's my football...? I love cats.
I was very very surprised! This doesn't happen every day!
I went for a big walk to the park, I do this a lot - I do love the park.
Today there was something new... today there was a big pile of dirt - dog oh dog - do I LOVE dirt!!!!
A dirt pile just for me!?!
I got to run up the pile of dirt and down the pile of dirt and around the pile of dirt and I even tried my very hardest to go through the pile of dirt!!!!
My dad said I that I must be crazy because for a dog who hates with all their fur and paws to having a wash of any sorts... I do like to get dirty a lot!
My mum sometimes says that I have to be a good girl forever and ever because sometimes councils (which are those humans in bright vests - I love bright vests!) don't like me much because we can upset the cat ladies and the lollyfaces... I say that they must LOVE me because they got me a whole big ol' pile of dirt! I love the bright coloured council people! I do have dirt up my nose though.... I love dirt...
I went to the park and ran around a lot! I chased my football and I chased my little car and I talked to Jasmine the Belgian Shepherd and Rocky the little terrier, Rocky likes tennis balls.
I got hot, like REALLY hot, and my tongue got REALLY wide and there wasn't a tap at this park... so I found my own cooling down place! It was a little stinky... nothing wrong with that! It was a little dirty... didn't see a problem there either! Tasted a bit mucky but 'whatever'. Dad had to make an emergency bowl out of a hat and a poo bag and then... he made me and mum walk home... Don't know why - I thought I looked awesome, seems a shower on the front doorstep meant my human peeps thought otherw...
I still love my little car that goes zoom zoom zoom!
Apparently I won't get to play with it much longer because it is going to be too hot to handle and I might chase that little thing until I can't chase anymore and forget to stop and drink some water.
My Dad always takes water with us when the little car comes to play but rumour has it that it won't be enough... Hmmmm....
I think I'll suggest little car's at the beach!
That will make me super happy!
We went to where all the balloons and sausage sizzles were on Saturday. It was hot. I walked up the street and mum and I waited in the carpark near the bacon and egg sandwich people... it smelt pretty good. I watched Uncle Phil go inside this big building and we waited outside... we waited with a Lollyface who was waiting for her mum. She said that she wanted to vote for her mum. She said that she loved bacon and eggs (I love bacon and eggs!) and she loved BBQ sauce (I love BBQ sauce too!) but she liked BBQ sauce and Tomato sauce equally. Mum told Lollyface that she liked banana smoothies (I love Banana smoothies) and Lollyface said she liked strawberries (I love strawberries... maybe.. I'm not sure...). Anyway, Uncle Phil came back out of the building and we said goodbye to the Lollyface who said she was riding her scooter later on. She was super talkative and was funny, I love Lollyfaces!
Mum didn't get me bacon and eggs (I'm sure she said she would?!) but she did take me to the park (I saw Lollyface on her scooter at the park!) and then up the busy street which is sometimes scary but it was o.k. today and I got to go to the shop where they sell treats (I love the treat shop). Later on Mum took me out for Tapas and I got some chicken... yes indeedy... I love chicken! I was super tired....
I've got a best friend. His name is Dexter... And he is a pest. I met him when he was teeny tiny and I was the biggest dog he'd ever seen (I was only a puppy myself!). We played and he had these REALLY sharp needle teeth that REALLY hurt and he used to bite me a lot! Sometimes when I couldn't take it anymore I wouldn't hurt him or scare him... I just had to sit on him! It stopped the needle teeth for long enough for me to recover. Dexter has grown up now and we still play like 'idiots'. Apparently Dexter is from the wrong side of the tracks??? I don't know which is the good side or the bad side because I cross them everyday to get to the big park, and to the park where the moving seats are with the woodchips and to where all the boys kick footballs just for me... and to daisy's house, and to the beach... well nearly everywhere I go I cross the tracks... Hmmm....
Sometimes Mum & Dad frown at my friendship with Dexter because he can be a ratbag and he gets in trouble... But he's my friend and I like him!
Jeddah Awesome Pants
My name is Jeddah Awesome Pants, I'm an American Staffy Rhodesian Ridgeback cross. I turned 7 years old in June and I have been in my forever home since January 2012.